Our privacy policy

1. What we collect

We don’t collect personal info, track you across the internet, or plant cookies in your browser.

The only time we receive your information is if you choose to email us. In that case, we’ll see whatever you’ve chosen to share — like your email address, your name, or your favorite punctuation mark.

However, since we display ads through Google AdSense, Google may collect information through cookies and similar technologies (more on that below).

2. What we do with it

If you send us a message, we’ll read it (we love good lines) and reply if it calls for one. That’s it. We don’t save, sell, or use your info for anything beyond that one conversation.

3. Cookies & Tracking

We don’t use any cookies or tracking tools ourselves.
That said, Google AdSense — the tool we use to display ads — does.

Here’s what that means for you:

  • Google uses cookies to serve ads based on your visits to this and other websites.

  • These cookies may allow for interest-based advertising (also known as personalized ads).

  • You can choose to opt out of personalized ads by visiting Google’s Ads Settings.

  • To learn more about how Google uses cookies and your data, visit their Privacy & Terms page.

If you’re in the EU or another region with similar laws, you may also see a cookie consent banner; required by law, powered by a third-party tool, and here to give you full control.

4. Links to other sites

If we link to other websites, know that they play by their own rules. We’re not responsible for their content or privacy policies — just ours.

5. Changes

If anything changes in the future (like if we start collecting info in a limited and respectful way), we’ll update this page. No fine print, no surprises.

6. Contact

Got questions? Want to say hi? Spot a typo?
Reach out via the contact form on this page.